Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Thursday, December 13, 2007
New company rules
Dear All,Please be advised that the following are new rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our company.:
ATTIRE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to yoursalary.If we see you wearing Prada trainers and carrying a Gucci bag, weassume you are going well financially and therefore you do not needa raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your moneybetter, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dressin-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
HOLIDAYS:Each employee will receive 104 days holiday a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
LUNCH BREAK:Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more sothat they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink aSlim Fast.
SICK DAYS:We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. TOILET USE:Too much time is being spent in the toilets so there is now a strict 3-minute limit in the stalls. When this time is up, an alarm willsound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picturewill be posted on the company bulletin board under the "ChronicOffenders" category.
Best regardsHuman Resources Department
ATTIRE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to yoursalary.If we see you wearing Prada trainers and carrying a Gucci bag, weassume you are going well financially and therefore you do not needa raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your moneybetter, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dressin-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
HOLIDAYS:Each employee will receive 104 days holiday a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
LUNCH BREAK:Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more sothat they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink aSlim Fast.
SICK DAYS:We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. TOILET USE:Too much time is being spent in the toilets so there is now a strict 3-minute limit in the stalls. When this time is up, an alarm willsound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picturewill be posted on the company bulletin board under the "ChronicOffenders" category.
Best regardsHuman Resources Department
Bananas...
Never, put your banana in the refrigerator! !!This is interesting.After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.
It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.
Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.Hangovers: One of the quickestways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.Smoking & Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, 'eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDSPS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time!
I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth.Amazing fruit
Definitions you won't find in the dictionary
Definitions you won't find in the dictionary
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Howwazzat?
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Another MOON ? Possible
Another SUN ? Possible
Another SKY ? Possible
Another Frnd Like U ? Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
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Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dun Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
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U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my
Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
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Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see how Sweetly I LIE
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Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Another MOON ? Possible
Another SUN ? Possible
Another SKY ? Possible
Another Frnd Like U ? Impossible
'coz GOD can't make the same MISTAKE twice
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dun Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams, IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my
Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see how Sweetly I LIE
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
Section 49-O of the Constitution...IMPORTANT
Section 49-O of the Constitution:
Did you know that there is a system in our
constitution, as per the
1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go
to the polling booth,
confirm his identity, get his finger marked and
convey the presiding
election officer that he doesn't want to vote
anyone!
Yes such a feature is available, but obviously
these seemingly
notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This
is called "49-O".
Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"...
because, in a ward, if a
candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that
particular ward has received
"49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling
will be cancelled and
will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but
the candidature of the
contestants will be removed and they cannot
contest the re-polling,
since
people had already expressed their decision on
them. This would bring
fear into parties and hence look for genuine
candidates for their
parties
for election. This would change the way, of our
whole political
system... it is seemingly surprising why the
election commission has
not
revealed such a feature to the public....
Please spread this news to as many as you
know... Seems to be a
wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in
India... show your
power,expressing your desire not to vote for
anybody, is even more
powerful than
voting... so don't miss your chance. So either
vote, or vote not to
vote
(vote 49-O) and pass this info on...
"Please forward this mail to as many as
possible, so that we, the
people of India, can really use this power to
save our nation". Use
your
voting right for a better INDIA.
Did you know that there is a system in our
constitution, as per the
1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person can go
to the polling booth,
confirm his identity, get his finger marked and
convey the presiding
election officer that he doesn't want to vote
anyone!
Yes such a feature is available, but obviously
these seemingly
notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This
is called "49-O".
Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"...
because, in a ward, if a
candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that
particular ward has received
"49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling
will be cancelled and
will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but
the candidature of the
contestants will be removed and they cannot
contest the re-polling,
since
people had already expressed their decision on
them. This would bring
fear into parties and hence look for genuine
candidates for their
parties
for election. This would change the way, of our
whole political
system... it is seemingly surprising why the
election commission has
not
revealed such a feature to the public....
Please spread this news to as many as you
know... Seems to be a
wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in
India... show your
power,expressing your desire not to vote for
anybody, is even more
powerful than
voting... so don't miss your chance. So either
vote, or vote not to
vote
(vote 49-O) and pass this info on...
"Please forward this mail to as many as
possible, so that we, the
people of India, can really use this power to
save our nation". Use
your
voting right for a better INDIA.
sardarji
Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Bhatinda. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.
Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who you are?. I can't compete with a world champion'
Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'
Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'
Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.
Banta : Hey! You know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed. ....
Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! You know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED! !
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Cheating...
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel
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Our Sardarji got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Sardarji had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense.
Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707 Sardaji started jumping in excitement,jumping from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.
He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit.
Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '. There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Sardarji and the angry Pilot.
Sardarji stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting,
'OEING! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied. ...
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first..
Banta : 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who you are?. I can't compete with a world champion'
Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'
Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'
Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.
Banta : Hey! You know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed. ....
Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! You know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED! !
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Cheating...
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Our Sardarji got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Sardarji had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense.
Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707 Sardaji started jumping in excitement,jumping from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'.
He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit.
Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '. There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Sardarji and the angry Pilot.
Sardarji stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting,
'OEING! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied. ...
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!":
"I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first..
RAMLAL MASTER
WHEN RAMLAL MASTER TRY TO SPEAK ENGLISH
# About his family :
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I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# At the ground :
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All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please come here...{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and under-stand the tree...
You three of you, stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "
Yesterday , I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class :
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
Both of u three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Ooooooooo
# About his family :
------------ --
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
# At the ground :
------------ -
All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please come here...{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
------------ -------
You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and under-stand the tree...
You three of you, stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.
So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - "
Yesterday , I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class :
------------ ----
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
Both of u three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today ...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Ooooooooo
give it a smile
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
15 Things
15 Things You Probably
Never Knew or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
A Minute
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your friends.
Take the time... to live and love.
Never Knew or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
A Minute
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and remember to send it also to the person that sent it to you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your friends.
Take the time... to live and love.
Interview questions
Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind ... but we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy !
1.Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4.What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today
8.What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14.What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)
1.Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.
3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.
4.What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...
5.What is your biggest strength?
Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company
6.What is your biggest weakness?
Girls
7.What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today
8.What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.
9.Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.
10.Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your earlier job
11. What do you want from this job?
If no work is given but keep giving good hikes
12.What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Make more money and for that keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs
13.Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website
14.What is the salary expected and how do justify that?
Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard
(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30%)
Moral - Dil Chata Hai !!!
Things we can learn from Dil Chahta Hai.......
*Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.
*There are relationships apart from bf/gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true. which is beyond the understanding of many people.
*And yeah even though u may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........
*Improving ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.
*You always don't need to show or prove your gf/bf how much u love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally u r dumped.
*Believe in Love , true love will never let you down.
*Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.
*Do not be afraid of others, always think that others r afraid of you.(Australian Beggar ).
*Whenever you need your friend , remember that he is just a phone call away...distances can't separate friends.
*In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
*Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.
*There are relationships apart from bf/gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can be very emotional and true. which is beyond the understanding of many people.
*And yeah even though u may be the best of friends there is always a limit which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........
*Improving ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.
*You always don't need to show or prove your gf/bf how much u love or care about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally u r dumped.
*Believe in Love , true love will never let you down.
*Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to understand your mistakes.
*Do not be afraid of others, always think that others r afraid of you.(Australian Beggar ).
*Whenever you need your friend , remember that he is just a phone call away...distances can't separate friends.
*In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
God is missing - 2 nauty kids
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly. Where is God The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, Where is God!! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, WHERE IS GOD! The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, What happened The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly. Where is God The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, Where is God!! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, WHERE IS GOD! The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, What happened The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!
MOTHER
This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece please
read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in
leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure...
For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom,
this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is
even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this.
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is
this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard.
And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But
the end will be better than the beginning."
But the young mother was happy, and she would not
believe that anything could be better than these years. So she
played with her children, and gathered flowers for
them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and
the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."
Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was
dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother
drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said,
"Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and
the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.
But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there."
So the children climbed, and when they reached the top
they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up
at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my
children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage.
Today, I 've given them strength."
And the next day came strange clouds which darkened
the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped
and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.
" And the children looked and saw above the clouds
an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the
darkness. And that night the Mother said,
"This is the best day of all, for
I have shown my children God."
And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and
the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.
But her children were tall and strong, and walked with
courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her,
for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill,
and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And
mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end
is better than the beginning, for my children can
walk alone, and their children after them."
And the children said, "You will always walk with us,
Mother, even when you have gone through the gates."
And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates
closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her
but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She
is a living presence.... ..."
Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper
of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach
in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand
on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives
inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and
she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love
and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can
separate you.
Not time, not space... not even death!
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW.
read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in
leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure...
For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom,
this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is
even more beautiful. For those who are moms, you'll love this.
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is
this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard.
And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But
the end will be better than the beginning."
But the young mother was happy, and she would not
believe that anything could be better than these years. So she
played with her children, and gathered flowers for
them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and
the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried,
"Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."
Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was
dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother
drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said,
"Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."
And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and
the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.
But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there."
So the children climbed, and when they reached the top
they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you."
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up
at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my
children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage.
Today, I 've given them strength."
And the next day came strange clouds which darkened
the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped
and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.
" And the children looked and saw above the clouds
an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the
darkness. And that night the Mother said,
"This is the best day of all, for
I have shown my children God."
And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and
the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.
But her children were tall and strong, and walked with
courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her,
for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill,
and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And
mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end
is better than the beginning, for my children can
walk alone, and their children after them."
And the children said, "You will always walk with us,
Mother, even when you have gone through the gates."
And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates
closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her
but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She
is a living presence.... ..."
Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper
of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach
in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand
on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives
inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and
she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love
and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can
separate you.
Not time, not space... not even death!
PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MOTHERS & CHILDREN YOU KNOW.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
User Centered Design Process (ucd process)
Contextual Inquiry and Task Analysis
contextual inquiry methodology to learn more about the work practices of your target customers.
The interviews will help you perform a task analysis of your idea. Finally, you will design rough sketches of your proposed user interface.
Requirements
- Interview at least three (3) target customers using contextual inquiry.
- Answer the standard task analysis questions.
- Analyze new and existing tasks. Describe six (6) tasks in moderate detail that users will perform with your application. There should be two (2) each of easy, moderate, and difficult tasks. Compare and contrast your tasks with any existing tasks.
- Based on your analysis and tasks, explain your proposed interface. Describe in text and support your description with rough sketches of important screens.
- Choose one each of your easy, moderate, and difficult tasks and develop a scenario for each, total three (3), that describes how they will be performed using your user interface.
Documentation Guidelines
Problem and solution overview
This overview should be a concise statement of the problem you are tackling and a brief synopsis of your proposed solution.
Contextual inquiry interview descriptions and results
Describe the rationale behind your choice of target customers. For each of the three (3) customers, give some details of their background, the environment where you observed their work, and your role as the “apprentice”. Identify tasks and themes that the customers shared in common in their work practices. Then, note anything unique about each interview and comment on the rationale behind these events.
Task analysis questions
- Who is going to use the system?
- What tasks do they now perform?
- What tasks are desired?
- How are the tasks learned?
- Where are the tasks performed?
- What's the relationship between user & data?
- What other tools does the user have?
- How often are tasks performed?
- What are the time constraints on the tasks?
- What happens when things go wrong?
Interface design
Give a rationale for your design ideas. This section should clearly indicate the functionality of your artifact and what the user interface will be like (described and sketched -- references the figures in your text). You should then describe three scenarios of how someone would use it to accomplish three of the tasks above. Scenarios include the steps customers will go through to accomplish the task. You should include "storyboards" of the sequences described in your three scenarios. The solution section should be the bulk of the write-up and take approximately 3 pages.
Low-fi Prototyping and Usability Testing
mission statement that describes your goal for the project.
Test will use the three (3) tasks that you turned into scenarios These benchmark tasks should include 1 easy task,1 moderate task, and 1 hard task. These tasks should give good coverage of your interface.Design and construct your low-fidelity prototype. Use the techniques described in the
“Prototyping for Tiny Fingers” paper as a guideline.
You will find at least three (3) participants (volunteers who are not in your group) to work through your benchmark tasks. You should not use friends or other members of the class. The type of people you use should be based on your task analysis. Remember it must be voluntary. You should get them to sign an informed consent form saying the test will be confidential.
Testing Procedure
Have one of your teammates demo the system to show the real participant how they would interact with your prototyped system. Do not show your participants exactly how to perform your tasks. Just show how the system works in general and give an example of something specific that is different enough from your tasks.
You should write up a script of your demo and follow the same script with each participant. The participant will then be given task directions for the first task that tells them what they are trying to achieve, not how to do it. When they are finished, you will give them the directions for the next task and so on. Keep each task on a separate card.
During the experiment, you should make a log of critical incidents (both positive and negative events). For example, the user might make a mistake or they might see something they like and say, "cool". Write it down along with a description of what was going on. Later you should prioritize these events and assign severity ratings to the problems. Each participant will perform all 3 tasks. You will want to keep the data separate for each task
and participant.
Writing and Experimentation Guidelines
Introduction and Mission Statement
Briefly introduce the system being evaluated, and state the purpose and rationale behind the experiment. Then, present your mission statement. As described in “The Discipline of Teams”, the mission statement should represent the common purpose and goal of the project. Each member of the team should agree on and be committed to achieving the mission statement.
Prototype
Describe your prototype. Reference sketches of the interface screens in your description.
Method
Describe the participants in the experiment and how they were selected. Also describe the testing environment and how the prototype and any other equipment were set up.
Describe some details of your testing procedure. This should include the roles of each member of the team. To prepare for the experiment, you should assign team members to the different tasks (i.e., computer, facilitator, etc.) and practice with someone playing the participant.
The test measures detail what you looked for or measured during the experiment. You should concentrate on process data (i.e., what is happening in the big picture) in addition to bottom-line data (i.e., time or # of errors).
Results
Summarize the results of the experiment from your process data.
Discussion
Discuss your results. What did you learn from the experiment? How will the results change the design of your interface? Was there anything that the experiment could not reveal?
Interactive Prototype
Interface Redesign
Use the results of your low-fi prototype tests to design a revised user interface. Develop new and/or revised scenarios for your tasks by storyboarding your ideas. The tasks that most of you used in the low-fi assignment should be sufficient for this, but some were simple or partial tasks that did not adequately cover your proposed functionality. Make sure to revise those tasks. If you are changing your tasks, make an appointment with us to present your new tasks, design ideas, and storyboards for discussion.
Prototyping
For web applications, we would like you to use HTML.
Heuristic Evaluation of Prototypes
Evaluation
Tasks, scenarios, UI design, screenshots, and interactive prototype you will apply Nielsen's heuristics to the UIs. You should be able to get all of this information from web page.
Read their report first and then examine prototype (i.e., run it). Your evaluation will use both the information in the written report and the prototype.
After finding all of the problems, go back and assign a severity (from the 0-4 scale defined) for each violation you found.You will produce a report showing the problems in the interface.
Report
Your report will list each of the problems found in the following format:
problem# [heuristic violated][severity]
description of problem and reasoning why you think this violates the heuristic
For example:
5. [H2-4 Consistency & Standards] [severity = 2]
The interface used the string "Save" on the first screen for saving the user's file, but used the string "Write file" on the second screen. Users may be confused by this different terminology for the same function.
6. [H2-3 User Control & Freedom] [severity = 3]
The interface brings the user into a set of preference screens when they select "New User", but doesn't allow the user out of the dialog until they fill out all 4 screens. There is no way to cancel from any of the screens if a user came into the first screen by accident.
Your report will also summarize the number of violations found in each of the ten heuristic categories and give the total number of violations in the entire interface. You should also list the total number of violations in each severity category.
Finally, your report should close with some overall recommendations you have for improving the user interface given what you read of their description.
Heuristics (Original)
H1-1: Simple & natural dialog
H1-2: Speak the users’ language
H1-3: Minimize Users’ memory load
H1-4: Consistency
H1-5: Feedback
H1-6: Clearly marked exits
H1-7: Shortcuts
H1-8: Precise & constructive error message
H1-9: Prevent errors
H1-10 Help and documentation
Web usability Guidelines
2 Optimizing the User Experience
2:1 Display Information in a Directly Usable Format
2:2 Do Not Display Unsolicited Windows or Graphics
2:3 Provide Assistance to Users
2:4 Provide Printing Options
2:5 Standardize Task Sequences
2:6 Minimize Page Download Time
2:7 Warn of ‘Time Outs’
2:8 Reduce the User’s Workload
2:9 Use Users’ Terminology in Help Documentation
2:10 Provide Feedback When Users Must Wait
2:11 Inform Users of Long Download Times
2:12 Do Not Require Users to Multitask While Reading
2:13 Design For Working Memory Limitations
2:14 Develop Pages that Will Print Properly
3 Accessibility
3:1 Comply with Section 508
3:2 Design Forms for Users Using Assistive Technology
3:3 Provide Text Equivalents for Non-Text Elements
3:4 Do Not Use Color Alone to Convey Information
3:5 Provide Equivalent Pages
3:6 Ensure that Scripts Allow Accessibility
3:7 Provide Client-Side Image Maps
3:8 Enable Users to Skip Repetitive Navigation Links
3:9 Provide Frame Titles
3:10 Test Plug-ins and Applets for Accessibility
3:11 Synchronize Multimedia Elements
3:12 Do Not Require Style Sheets
3:13 Avoid Screen Flicker
Hardware and Software
Design for Common Browsers
Account for Browser Differences
Design for Popular Operating Systems
Design for User’s Typical Connection Speed
Design for Commonly Used Screen Resolutions
Navigation
Provide Feedback on Users’ Location
Use a Clickable ‘List of Contents’ on Long Pages
Do Not Create Pages with No Navigational Options
Differentiate and Group Navigation Elements
Use Descriptive Tab Labels
Present Tabs Effectively
Use Site Maps
Use Appropriate Menu Types
Keep Navigation-only Pages Short
Use ‘Glosses’ to Assist Navigation
Content Organization
Organize Information Clearly
Put Critical Information Near the Top of the Website
Facilitate Scanning
Group Related Elements
Display Only Necessary Information
Ensure that Necessary Information is Displayed
Format Information for Multiple Audiences
Design Quantitative Content for Quick Understanding
Use Color for Grouping
Provide a Search Option on Each Page
Ensure Usable Search Results
Allow Simple Searches
Make Upper-and Lowercase Search Terms Equivalent
Design Search Engines to Search the Entire Site
Design Search Around Users’ Terms
Notify Users When Multiple Search Options Exist
Provide Search Templates
Monday, December 10, 2007
Sher Shayari 4
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
Din mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do 30)Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version)
Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.
Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.
Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai
Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain
Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey
Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum
Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho
Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
Din mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu. magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!
Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do 30)Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi
Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version)
Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.
Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.
Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.
Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad
Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai
Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai
Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain
Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey
Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay
Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum
Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho
Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
Sher Shayari 3
Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi
Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar
Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par
Kar Diya Taj Mahal Ke Tukre
Aab-E-Jamuna Main Phaik Kar Pathar
Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan
Hum Bewafa Har Giz Na Thay
Par Hum Wafa Kar Na Sakay
Humain Mili Us Ki Saza
Jo Khata Hum Kar Na Sakay
Khudaa jab husn deta hai
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
kamar balkha hi jaati hai
Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo
Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya
Hui hum se ye nadani,
Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe
Ho kay zameen ki khakh
Aasman se dil laga baithe
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho
Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi
Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna
Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka
Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise, Din Ho Hisaab Ka
Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega
Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah
Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah
Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain
Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho Tum Ki Tu Kya Hai
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai
Ragon Main Daurte Phirne Ke Hum Nahin Qayal
Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka To Phir Lahoo Kya Hai
Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum
Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha
Idhar Mera Ghar, Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha
Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed
Usi Waqt Is Tofaan Ko Bhi Yahaan Aana Tha
Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baakee joostjoo meree aakhree tum ho Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden! Kis zamaane ke aadmee tum ho?
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge
Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge
Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.
Waqt Ke Saath Badal Jaaye
Use Pyaar Nahi Kehte
Musibat Se Jo Darr Jaaye
Use Yaar Nahi Kehte
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida
Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,
Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,
Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida
Ruth gya hai mujhko manane waala
Ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala
Per jaane kya sonchta hai
Yeh khula darwaaza
Shayad rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala
Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo
aankhen sach bolti hain, pyaar chupaya na karo
log har baat ka afsana bana lete hain
sab ko haalaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo
ye zaroori nahin har shakhs masiha hi ho
pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaya na karo
shahar-e-ehsaas mein pattharaav bahut hain "Mohsin"
dil ko shiishe ke jharonkhon mein sajaaya na karo
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone
Yeh Ada Zidd par utar jaane ki.
Mera Ikraar Tere Inkaar Se Behatar Hoga
Mera Din Bhi Teri Raat Se Behatar Hoga
Yakeen Nahin To Dolee Se Jhankke Dekhna
Mera Janazaa Teri Baaraat Se Behatar Hoga
Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi
baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi
Sab ko ham bhool gaye josh-e-junoon mein lekin
ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai na gayi
Ishq par kuchh na chalaa dida-e-tar ka jaadoo
usne jo aag lagaa di woh bujhaai na gayi
Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....
Koi ummeed bar nahin aati
Koi soorat nazar nahin aati
maut ka ek din muayyan hai
need kyon raat bhar nahin aati
aage aati thi hale dil pe hansi
ab kisi baat par nahin aati
janta hoon sababe-taato-zahad
par tabeeat idhar nahin aati
Hai kuchh aisi hi baat
jo chup hoon, varna kya baat kar nahin aati
kyon na cheehkoon ki yaad karte hain
meri awaaz gar nahin aati
marte hain aarzoo me marne ki
maut aati hai par nahin aati
kaba kis munh se jaoge Ghalib
sharm tumko magar nahin aati
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya...
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya.....
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai
Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi
Is hasrat se mila kya mujhko
Ik jhalak mere dildaar ki
Is muhabbat se mila kya mujhko
Bechaini-o-beqarari yaar ki,
Is ashiqui se mila kya mujhko
Ik sunahari raah ishq ki,
Aur tere pyaar se mila kya mujhko
Ik raah jeene ki hamvaar si.
Na jee bhar ke dekhaa na kuch baat ki,
badi aarzoo thi mulaqaat ki,
Kaye saal se kuch Khabar hi nahin,
kahaan din guzaaraa kahaan raat di
Main chup tha tou chalti hawa ruk gayi,
zubaan sab samajhte hain jazbaat ki,
Sitaaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
musaafir ne jaane kahaan raat ki...
Chaman ki bahaaron mein tha aashiyana
na jaane kahan kho gaya vo zamana
tumhen bhuulane ki main koshish karunga
ye vaada karo ke na tum yaad aana
mujhe mere mitne ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafaa kah raha hai zamana
Khudara meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
Wada to ker lete hain
Nibhana bhool jate hain
Lagaaa kar aaag seene main
Bujhana bhool jate hain
Kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar
kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz'
maut aai to so lenge
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain
Aisa lagta hai zindagi....
tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon...
Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki.........
justajoo meri aakhri tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!........
Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ....
Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain
is pe main Khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai .....
Woh sitamagar hi sahi dekh ke usko "Sabir"
shukr is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai ...
Badanaam mere pyaar kaa afsana hua hai
deewane bhi kahte hain ki deewana hua hai ........
Rishta tha tabhi tou kisi be-dard ne todaa
apnaa tha tabhi tou koi be-gaanaa hua hai ........
Baadal ki tarah aake baras jaaiye ik din
dil aap ke hote huye viraana hua hai ....
Bajte hain Khayaalon mein teri yaad ke ghunghroo
kuch din se mera ghar bhi pari-Khaanaa hua hai .....
Mausam ne banaya hai nigaahon ko sharaabi
jis phool ko dekhun wahi paimana hua hai ...
Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chhupaate kyon ho,
mujh se sharmaate ho tou saamne aate kyon ho,
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa,
pyaar karte ho tou phir pyaar chupaate kyon ho,
Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rote kyon ho,
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho,
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum,
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho,
Roz mar mar ke mujhe jeene ko kahte kyon ho,
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jaate kyon ho ...
Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ........
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale...
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ......
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale ...Saeed rahi
Gul mohar ki kataar jaisi ho,
Wadiyon main bahaar jaisi ho,
Paayalo.n ki chum chum chum si,
Chand meri yaar , kaisi ho?
Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai,
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai
Raat bhar neend hi naa aaye to ,
Ashq aankhon main chhal chhalaaye to,
Kyaa hua hai bataaiye kaise,
Yaad koi bahot hi aaye to
Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi
Hum Jaise Barbaad Dilo Ka
Jeena Kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai
Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaayenge
Kuchh na kisi se bolenge, tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa, saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin, tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar, kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz', maut aai to so lenge.....
Ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhane ke liye aa
aa phir se mujhe chhod ke jaane ke liye aa.......
Pahale se maraasim na sahii phir bhi kabhi tou
rasm-o-rahe duniya hi nibhane ke liye aa....
Kis kis ko batayenge judaai ka sabab ham
tu mujhse khafaa hai tou zamaane ke liye aa .........
kuch tou mere pindaar-e-mohabbat ka bharam rakh
tu bhi to kabhi mujh ko manaane ke liye aa.....
ek umr se hoon lazzat-e-giriyaa se bhi maharuum
aye raahat-e-jaan mujh ko rulaane ke liye aa...
ab tak dil-e-khushfeham ko tujh se hain ummiden
ye aakharii shammen bhi bujhaane ke liye aa
....Ahmed faraz
kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar
kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz'
maut aai to so lenge.....Ahmed Faraz
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain
Aisa lagta hai zindagi....
tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon...
Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki.........
justajoo meri aakhri tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!........
Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ....
Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain
is pe main Khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai .....
Woh sitamagar hi sahi dekh ke usko "Sabir"
shukr is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai ...Sabir Jalalabadi
Badanaam mere pyaar kaa afsana hua hai
deewane bhi kahte hain ki deewana hua hai ........
Rishta tha tabhi tou kisi be-dard ne todaa
apnaa tha tabhi tou koi be-gaanaa hua hai ........
Baadal ki tarah aake baras jaaiye ik din
dil aap ke hote huye viraana hua hai ....
Bajte hain Khayaalon mein teri yaad ke ghunghroo
kuch din se mera ghar bhi pari-Khaanaa hua hai .....
Mausam ne banaya hai nigaahon ko sharaabi
jis phool ko dekhun wahi paimana hua hai ...
Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chhupaate kyon ho,
mujh se sharmaate ho tou saamne aate kyon ho,
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa,
pyaar karte ho tou phir pyaar chupaate kyon ho,
Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rote kyon ho,
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho,
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum,
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho,
Roz mar mar ke mujhe jeene ko kahte kyon ho,
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jaate kyon ho ...
Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ........
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale...
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ......
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale ...
Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida
Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,
Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,
Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida
Bebasii jurm hai hauslaa jurm hai
zindagi teri ik-ik adaa jurm hai
aye sanam tere baare mein kuch sochkar
apne baare mein kuch sochna jurm hai
yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek jurm tha
bhool jana tujhe doosra jurm hai
kya sitam hai ke tere hasin shehar mein
har taraf gaur se dekhna jurm hai
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Gar hota woh saqi apni aankhon ke jaam ka
Gar milta na saqi sharab-e-haraam ka
Kiya ittefaaqat ne mujh ko barbaad wagarna
Naam apna bhi hota aala muqaam ka
Aur bhi cheezain bohot si lutt chukin hain dil kay saath
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq furmane kay baad
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehley, ek tere jaane kay baad
Kaate nahi kat te hain lamhe intezaar ke
Nazarein jama ke baithe hain raste pe yaar ke
Dil ne kaha dekhein jo jalwe husn-e-yaar ke
Layaa hai koun inko, phalak se utaar ke
Ishq ke lamhe sharaab lagte hain
Kuch chehre mehtaab lagte hain
Dukh itne sahe mohabbat main guzre hue
Ke har lamhe hi azaab lagte hain
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi
baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi
Sab ko ham bhool gaye josh-e-junoon mein lekin
ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai na gayi
Ishq par kuchh na chalaa dida-e-tar ka jaadoo
usne jo aag lagaa di woh bujhaai na gayi
Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo
aankhen sach bolti hain, pyaar chupaya na karo
log har baat ka afsana bana lete hain
sab ko haalaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo
ye zaroori nahin har shakhs masiha hi ho
pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaya na karo
shahar-e-ehsaas mein pattharaav bahut hain "Mohsin"
dil ko shiishe ke jharonkhon mein sajaaya na karo
Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....
Koi ummeed bar nahin aati
Koi soorat nazar nahin aati
maut ka ek din muayyan hai
need kyon raat bhar nahin aati
aage aati thi hale dil pe hansi
ab kisi baat par nahin aati
janta hoon sababe-taato-zahad
par tabeeat idhar nahin aati
Hai kuchh aisi hi baat
jo chup hoon, varna kya baat kar nahin aati
kyon na cheehkoon ki yaad karte hain
meri awaaz gar nahin aati
marte hain aarzoo me marne ki
maut aati hai par nahin aati
kaba kis munh se jaoge Ghalib
sharm tumko magar nahin aati
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya...
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya.....
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai
Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi
Is hasrat se mila kya mujhko
Ik jhalak mere dildaar ki
Is muhabbat se mila kya mujhko
Bechaini-o-beqarari yaar ki,
Is ashiqui se mila kya mujhko
Ik sunahari raah ishq ki,
Aur tere pyaar se mila kya mujhko
Ik raah jeene ki hamvaar si.
Na jee bhar ke dekhaa na kuch baat ki,
badi aarzoo thi mulaqaat ki,
Kaye saal se kuch Khabar hi nahin,
kahaan din guzaaraa kahaan raat di,
Main chup tha tou chalti hawa ruk gayi,
zubaan sab samajhte hain jazbaat ki,
Sitaaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
musaafir ne jaane kahaan raat ki...
Chaman ki bahaaron mein tha aashiyana
na jaane kahan kho gaya vo zamana
tumhen bhuulane ki main koshish karunga
ye vaada karo ke na tum yaad aana
mujhe mere mitne ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafaa kah raha hai zamana
Khudara meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Bebasii jurm hai hauslaa jurm hai
zindagi teri ik-ik adaa jurm hai
aye sanam tere baare mein kuch sochkar
apne baare mein kuch sochna jurm hai
yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek jurm tha
bhool jana tujhe doosra jurm hai
kya sitam hai ke tere hasin shehar mein
har taraf gaur se dekhna jurm hai
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Suraj ko diya dikhane se kya fayeda,
laash ko aag lagane se kya fayeda,
Aye shahjahaan, mumtaz to jaa chuki
Ab laash pe taj banane se kya fayeda
Hasti aaankhain, hastaaa chehra
Ek mujboor bahana hai
Chaand me such mouch, noor kahan hai
Chaand to ek viraana hai
Mujhko tanha chor ne waale
Tu na tanha rah jaye
Jis pe tujh ko naaz hai itna
Uska naaam zamana hai
Mere rooh ki haqeeqat
Merey aansoo se pucho
Mere keh kahon ki duniya
Mere tar juman nahin hai
Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Bhoolne wale se koyi keh de zara,
Is tarah yaad aane se kya fayeda,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basti nahi,
Phir khyalon main aaane se kya fayeda,
Aasra de ke dil tor te hain mera,
Is tarah sataane se kya fayeda,
Mujh pe bijli girao to jaanu sahi,
Aashiane par girane se kya fayeda
Yeh ladki jawani main, jawani se, jawano ko tarpaye gi
Aankhon se karegi qatal, aur labon se muskaraye gi
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Raat itni haseen thi
Ke saare so rahe the
Hum hi aise badnaseeb the
Jo aap ki yaad main ro rahe the
Yaaron mar bhi gaya to,
Aarti meri dafnaa dena
Utha kar janaza mera,
Unki gali ghuma dena
Agar wo mera pata puche to
Shamshaan ghaat bata dena
Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi
Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar
Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par
Kar Diya Taj Mahal Ke Tukre
Aab-E-Jamuna Main Phaik Kar Pathar
Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaoon Aankhon Ki Zubaan
Hum Bewafa Har Giz Na Thay
Par Hum Wafa Kar Na Sakay
Humain Mili Us Ki Saza
Jo Khata Hum Kar Na Sakay
Khudaa jab husn deta hai
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
kamar balkha hi jaati hai
Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo
Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo
Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko
Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue
Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya
Hui hum se ye nadani,
Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe
Ho kay zameen ki khakh
Aasman se dil laga baithe
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day
Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho
Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain
Magar koi qateel bhi to ho
Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi
Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi
Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se
Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi
Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main choopa ke tumko
Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Tum hi ne aayena-e-dil mera banaya tha
Tum hi ne tor diya hai to koi baat nahi
Kise majaal kahe koi mujh ko deewana
Agar yeh tumne kaha hai to koi baat nahi
Ishq ke phool bhi khilte hain, bikhar jaate hain
zakhm kaise bhi hon, kuch roze main bhar jaate hain
Us khwabon main ab koi nahi aur hum bhi nahi
Itne roze se aaye hain, chup chaap guzar jaate hain
Nurm aawaaz, bholi baatain, mohazzab lehjaa
Pehle baarish main hi, sab rang utar jaate hain
Raasta roke khari hai, wahi uljhan kab se
Koi puche to kahen kya ke kidhar jaate hain
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna
Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka
Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Niqaaab Ka
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise, Din Ho Hisaab Ka
Woh To Khushbu Hai, Hawaon Main Bikhar Jayega
Masla Phool Ka Hai, Phool Kidhar Jayega
Hum To Samjhe The Ke ik Zakham Hai Bhar Jayega
Kya Khabar Thi Ke Rug-E-Jaan Main Utar Jayega
Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah
Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut
Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah
Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain
Har Ek Baat Pe Kahte Ho Tum Ki Tu Kya Hai
Tumhi Kaho Ki Yeh Andaz-E-Guftagu Kya Hai
Ragon Main Daurte Phirne Ke Hum Nahin Qayal
Jab Aankh Se Hi Na Tapka To Phir Lahoo Kya Hai
Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum
Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha
Idhar Mera Ghar, Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha
Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed
Usi Waqt Is Tofaan Ko Bhi Yahaan Aana Tha
Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon Aasmaanon ki chaandini tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baakee joostjoo meree aakhree tum ho Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden! Kis zamaane ke aadmee tum ho?
Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge
Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge
Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.
Waqt Ke Saath Badal Jaaye
Use Pyaar Nahi Kehte
Musibat Se Jo Darr Jaaye
Use Yaar Nahi Kehte
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida
Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,
Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,
Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida
Ruth gya hai mujhko manane waala
Ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala
Per jaane kya sonchta hai
Yeh khula darwaaza
Shayad rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala
Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo
aankhen sach bolti hain, pyaar chupaya na karo
log har baat ka afsana bana lete hain
sab ko haalaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo
ye zaroori nahin har shakhs masiha hi ho
pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaya na karo
shahar-e-ehsaas mein pattharaav bahut hain "Mohsin"
dil ko shiishe ke jharonkhon mein sajaaya na karo
Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone
Yeh Ada Zidd par utar jaane ki.
Mera Ikraar Tere Inkaar Se Behatar Hoga
Mera Din Bhi Teri Raat Se Behatar Hoga
Yakeen Nahin To Dolee Se Jhankke Dekhna
Mera Janazaa Teri Baaraat Se Behatar Hoga
Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi
baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi
Sab ko ham bhool gaye josh-e-junoon mein lekin
ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai na gayi
Ishq par kuchh na chalaa dida-e-tar ka jaadoo
usne jo aag lagaa di woh bujhaai na gayi
Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....
Koi ummeed bar nahin aati
Koi soorat nazar nahin aati
maut ka ek din muayyan hai
need kyon raat bhar nahin aati
aage aati thi hale dil pe hansi
ab kisi baat par nahin aati
janta hoon sababe-taato-zahad
par tabeeat idhar nahin aati
Hai kuchh aisi hi baat
jo chup hoon, varna kya baat kar nahin aati
kyon na cheehkoon ki yaad karte hain
meri awaaz gar nahin aati
marte hain aarzoo me marne ki
maut aati hai par nahin aati
kaba kis munh se jaoge Ghalib
sharm tumko magar nahin aati
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya...
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya.....
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai
Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi
Is hasrat se mila kya mujhko
Ik jhalak mere dildaar ki
Is muhabbat se mila kya mujhko
Bechaini-o-beqarari yaar ki,
Is ashiqui se mila kya mujhko
Ik sunahari raah ishq ki,
Aur tere pyaar se mila kya mujhko
Ik raah jeene ki hamvaar si.
Na jee bhar ke dekhaa na kuch baat ki,
badi aarzoo thi mulaqaat ki,
Kaye saal se kuch Khabar hi nahin,
kahaan din guzaaraa kahaan raat di
Main chup tha tou chalti hawa ruk gayi,
zubaan sab samajhte hain jazbaat ki,
Sitaaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
musaafir ne jaane kahaan raat ki...
Chaman ki bahaaron mein tha aashiyana
na jaane kahan kho gaya vo zamana
tumhen bhuulane ki main koshish karunga
ye vaada karo ke na tum yaad aana
mujhe mere mitne ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafaa kah raha hai zamana
Khudara meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
Wada to ker lete hain
Nibhana bhool jate hain
Lagaaa kar aaag seene main
Bujhana bhool jate hain
Kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar
kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz'
maut aai to so lenge
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain
Aisa lagta hai zindagi....
tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon...
Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki.........
justajoo meri aakhri tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!........
Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ....
Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain
is pe main Khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai .....
Woh sitamagar hi sahi dekh ke usko "Sabir"
shukr is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai ...
Badanaam mere pyaar kaa afsana hua hai
deewane bhi kahte hain ki deewana hua hai ........
Rishta tha tabhi tou kisi be-dard ne todaa
apnaa tha tabhi tou koi be-gaanaa hua hai ........
Baadal ki tarah aake baras jaaiye ik din
dil aap ke hote huye viraana hua hai ....
Bajte hain Khayaalon mein teri yaad ke ghunghroo
kuch din se mera ghar bhi pari-Khaanaa hua hai .....
Mausam ne banaya hai nigaahon ko sharaabi
jis phool ko dekhun wahi paimana hua hai ...
Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chhupaate kyon ho,
mujh se sharmaate ho tou saamne aate kyon ho,
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa,
pyaar karte ho tou phir pyaar chupaate kyon ho,
Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rote kyon ho,
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho,
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum,
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho,
Roz mar mar ke mujhe jeene ko kahte kyon ho,
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jaate kyon ho ...
Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ........
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale...
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ......
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale ...Saeed rahi
Gul mohar ki kataar jaisi ho,
Wadiyon main bahaar jaisi ho,
Paayalo.n ki chum chum chum si,
Chand meri yaar , kaisi ho?
Khoob aati hai jab bhi aati hai,
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar ke aati hai
Raat bhar neend hi naa aaye to ,
Ashq aankhon main chhal chhalaaye to,
Kyaa hua hai bataaiye kaise,
Yaad koi bahot hi aaye to
Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi
Hum Jaise Barbaad Dilo Ka
Jeena Kya Aur Marna Kya
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai
Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaayenge
Kuchh na kisi se bolenge, tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa, saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin, tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar, kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz', maut aai to so lenge.....
Ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhane ke liye aa
aa phir se mujhe chhod ke jaane ke liye aa.......
Pahale se maraasim na sahii phir bhi kabhi tou
rasm-o-rahe duniya hi nibhane ke liye aa....
Kis kis ko batayenge judaai ka sabab ham
tu mujhse khafaa hai tou zamaane ke liye aa .........
kuch tou mere pindaar-e-mohabbat ka bharam rakh
tu bhi to kabhi mujh ko manaane ke liye aa.....
ek umr se hoon lazzat-e-giriyaa se bhi maharuum
aye raahat-e-jaan mujh ko rulaane ke liye aa...
ab tak dil-e-khushfeham ko tujh se hain ummiden
ye aakharii shammen bhi bujhaane ke liye aa
....Ahmed faraz
kuchh na kisi se bolenge
tanhaaii mein ro lenge
hum be-rahabaron ka kyaa
saath kisi ke ho lenge
Khud to hue rusvaa lekin
tera bhaid na kholenge
jeevan zahar bharaa saagar
kab tak amrit gholenge
neend to kya aaegii 'Faraz'
maut aai to so lenge.....Ahmed Faraz
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain...
Yeh haqeeqat to nigahon say bayan hoti hain
Woh na aaye tou satati hai khalish see dil ko...
Woh jo aaye to khalish aur jawan hoti hain
Rooh ko shaad karey dil ko jo purnoor karey...
Har nazaaray mein yeh tanveer kahan hoti hain
Sabt-e-sehlaabay mohabbat ko kahan tak rokay...
Dil mein jo baat ho aankho say ayaan hoti hain
Zindagi ek sulgati see chita hai `Sahir'...
Shola banti hain na yeh bhuj kay dhuaan hoti hain
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat ki zuban hoti hain
Yeh haqeeqat to nikhaon say bayan hoti hain
Aisa lagta hai zindagi....
tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho?
Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon...
Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho
Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki.........
justajoo meri aakhri tum ho
Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!........
Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?
Tu kahin bhi rahe sar pe tere ilzaam to hai
tere haathon ki lakiiron mein mera naam to hai .......
Mujhko tu apnaa bana ya na bana teri Khushi
tu zamaane mein mere naam se badnaam to hai .....
Mere hisse mein koi jaam na aayaa na sahi
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi shaam to hai ....
Dekh kar log mujhe naam tera lete hain
is pe main Khush hoon muhabbat ka ye anjaam to hai .....
Woh sitamagar hi sahi dekh ke usko "Sabir"
shukr is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai ...Sabir Jalalabadi
Badanaam mere pyaar kaa afsana hua hai
deewane bhi kahte hain ki deewana hua hai ........
Rishta tha tabhi tou kisi be-dard ne todaa
apnaa tha tabhi tou koi be-gaanaa hua hai ........
Baadal ki tarah aake baras jaaiye ik din
dil aap ke hote huye viraana hua hai ....
Bajte hain Khayaalon mein teri yaad ke ghunghroo
kuch din se mera ghar bhi pari-Khaanaa hua hai .....
Mausam ne banaya hai nigaahon ko sharaabi
jis phool ko dekhun wahi paimana hua hai ...
Apne haathon se yun chehre ko chhupaate kyon ho,
mujh se sharmaate ho tou saamne aate kyon ho,
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar bhi lo ikraar-e-vafa,
pyaar karte ho tou phir pyaar chupaate kyon ho,
Ashk aankhon mein meri dekh ke rote kyon ho,
dil bhar aataa hai tou phir dil ko dukhaate kyon ho,
In se vaabastaa hai jab mera muqaddar phir tum,
mere shaanon se ye zulf hatate kyon ho,
Roz mar mar ke mujhe jeene ko kahte kyon ho,
milne aate ho to phir laut ke jaate kyon ho ...
Dost ban ban ke mile mujhko mitaane vaale
mai ne dekhe hain kai rang badalane vaale ........
Tumne chup rahkar sitam aur bhi dhaayaa mujh par
tumse acche hain mere haal pe hansne vaale...
Mai tou ikhlaaq ke haathon hi bikaa kartaa hoon
aur honge tere baazaar mein bikne vaale ......
Aakhrii daur pe salaam-e-dil-e-muztar le lo
phir naa lautenge shab-e-hijr pe ronevaale ...
Bhoolne waale se koyi keh de zara
is tarah yaad aane se kya faaida,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahin
phir khayaalon mein aane se kya faaida
Kya kahoon aapse kitni umeeden thi
Aap kya badle duniya badal si gayi,
Aasra de ke dil tod te hain mera
Is tarah sataane se kya faaida,
Chaar tinke jala ke kya mil gaya
Mit sakana zamane se mera nishaan,
Mujhpe bijli girao to jaanu sahi
Aashiaan par girane se kya faaida
Bebasii jurm hai hauslaa jurm hai
zindagi teri ik-ik adaa jurm hai
aye sanam tere baare mein kuch sochkar
apne baare mein kuch sochna jurm hai
yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek jurm tha
bhool jana tujhe doosra jurm hai
kya sitam hai ke tere hasin shehar mein
har taraf gaur se dekhna jurm hai
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Gar hota woh saqi apni aankhon ke jaam ka
Gar milta na saqi sharab-e-haraam ka
Kiya ittefaaqat ne mujh ko barbaad wagarna
Naam apna bhi hota aala muqaam ka
Aur bhi cheezain bohot si lutt chukin hain dil kay saath
Yeh batayaa doston ne ishq furmane kay baad
Ab kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehley, ek tere jaane kay baad
Kaate nahi kat te hain lamhe intezaar ke
Nazarein jama ke baithe hain raste pe yaar ke
Dil ne kaha dekhein jo jalwe husn-e-yaar ke
Layaa hai koun inko, phalak se utaar ke
Ishq ke lamhe sharaab lagte hain
Kuch chehre mehtaab lagte hain
Dukh itne sahe mohabbat main guzre hue
Ke har lamhe hi azaab lagte hain
Daastaan-e-gham-e-dil unko sunaii na gayi
baat bigdii kuchh aisii ki banaii na gayi
Sab ko ham bhool gaye josh-e-junoon mein lekin
ek teri yaad thi aisi ki bhulaai na gayi
Ishq par kuchh na chalaa dida-e-tar ka jaadoo
usne jo aag lagaa di woh bujhaai na gayi
Rait par likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo
aankhen sach bolti hain, pyaar chupaya na karo
log har baat ka afsana bana lete hain
sab ko haalaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo
ye zaroori nahin har shakhs masiha hi ho
pyaar ke zakhm amaanat hain dikhaya na karo
shahar-e-ehsaas mein pattharaav bahut hain "Mohsin"
dil ko shiishe ke jharonkhon mein sajaaya na karo
Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi.....
Koi ummeed bar nahin aati
Koi soorat nazar nahin aati
maut ka ek din muayyan hai
need kyon raat bhar nahin aati
aage aati thi hale dil pe hansi
ab kisi baat par nahin aati
janta hoon sababe-taato-zahad
par tabeeat idhar nahin aati
Hai kuchh aisi hi baat
jo chup hoon, varna kya baat kar nahin aati
kyon na cheehkoon ki yaad karte hain
meri awaaz gar nahin aati
marte hain aarzoo me marne ki
maut aati hai par nahin aati
kaba kis munh se jaoge Ghalib
sharm tumko magar nahin aati
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya...
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya.....
Koyi dost hai na koi rakeeb hai
Tera shaher kitna ajeeb hai
Yahan kiska chehra pada karoon
Yahan kaun itna qareeb hai
Main kis se kahoon mere saath chal
Yahan sab kay sar par saleeb hai
Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi
Is hasrat se mila kya mujhko
Ik jhalak mere dildaar ki
Is muhabbat se mila kya mujhko
Bechaini-o-beqarari yaar ki,
Is ashiqui se mila kya mujhko
Ik sunahari raah ishq ki,
Aur tere pyaar se mila kya mujhko
Ik raah jeene ki hamvaar si.
Na jee bhar ke dekhaa na kuch baat ki,
badi aarzoo thi mulaqaat ki,
Kaye saal se kuch Khabar hi nahin,
kahaan din guzaaraa kahaan raat di,
Main chup tha tou chalti hawa ruk gayi,
zubaan sab samajhte hain jazbaat ki,
Sitaaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
musaafir ne jaane kahaan raat ki...
Chaman ki bahaaron mein tha aashiyana
na jaane kahan kho gaya vo zamana
tumhen bhuulane ki main koshish karunga
ye vaada karo ke na tum yaad aana
mujhe mere mitne ka gam hai to ye hai
tumhen bevafaa kah raha hai zamana
Khudara meri qabr pe tum na aana
tumhen dekh kar shaq karega zamana
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Bebasii jurm hai hauslaa jurm hai
zindagi teri ik-ik adaa jurm hai
aye sanam tere baare mein kuch sochkar
apne baare mein kuch sochna jurm hai
yaad rakhna tujhe mera ek jurm tha
bhool jana tujhe doosra jurm hai
kya sitam hai ke tere hasin shehar mein
har taraf gaur se dekhna jurm hai
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Suraj ko diya dikhane se kya fayeda,
laash ko aag lagane se kya fayeda,
Aye shahjahaan, mumtaz to jaa chuki
Ab laash pe taj banane se kya fayeda
Hasti aaankhain, hastaaa chehra
Ek mujboor bahana hai
Chaand me such mouch, noor kahan hai
Chaand to ek viraana hai
Mujhko tanha chor ne waale
Tu na tanha rah jaye
Jis pe tujh ko naaz hai itna
Uska naaam zamana hai
Mere rooh ki haqeeqat
Merey aansoo se pucho
Mere keh kahon ki duniya
Mere tar juman nahin hai
Tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
Har khushi routh jayegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Bhoolne wale se koyi keh de zara,
Is tarah yaad aane se kya fayeda,
Jab mere dil ki duniya basti nahi,
Phir khyalon main aaane se kya fayeda,
Aasra de ke dil tor te hain mera,
Is tarah sataane se kya fayeda,
Mujh pe bijli girao to jaanu sahi,
Aashiane par girane se kya fayeda
Yeh ladki jawani main, jawani se, jawano ko tarpaye gi
Aankhon se karegi qatal, aur labon se muskaraye gi
Baat karni mujhe mushkil kabhi aisi to na thi
jaisi ab hai teri mehfil kabhi aisi to na thi
le gaya cheen ke kaun aaj tera sabr-o-qarar
be-qaraari tujhe ae dil kabhi aisi to na thi
Raat itni haseen thi
Ke saare so rahe the
Hum hi aise badnaseeb the
Jo aap ki yaad main ro rahe the
Yaaron mar bhi gaya to,
Aarti meri dafnaa dena
Utha kar janaza mera,
Unki gali ghuma dena
Agar wo mera pata puche to
Shamshaan ghaat bata dena
Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
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