Thursday, December 6, 2007

Time for LAUGH.....

  • One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
  • Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends
  • A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
  • What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
  • If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life
  • Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE
  • When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL
  • Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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