- English Man & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
- Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married
- Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000 /-, is it ok?
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is ok? .......but, how much is DRIVING salary?
- Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, b'coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed
- 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO
- Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office
- Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .... ........ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
- A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
- 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
- A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.
- A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUEFATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
- Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
- Amitab (in KBC): In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..